Apparently, a Kalamazoo employee has recommended a Grump Out day.
"She wants people to be fined for frowning and to wear special hats when they're caught being unhappy."
Like, yay. That's really gonna cheer me up. I'm already in a bad mood, and then they make me wear a HAT. This post-modern management shtick has gone too far. If you don't stop now, you'll go to bed with no supper.