I hate football. I hate the latent nationalism it brings out in people - I mean, all those fucking flags. Driving back from Highgate this evening, I was in traffic behind a Ford Transit Van - generic white van driver, I know - registration number S743 CTS, if you're interested.
The driver had taped red tape on the two whited-out windows at the back of the van. In a cross. Like. An. English. Flag.
It's like the Weimar Republic or something. I'm going out.