Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Assuming there is a global terrorist threat, and they're all in some kind of conspiracy theory, am I the only person to notice this? September 11. October 12. It's like one of those spot-the-trend newspaper/intelligence games. November 13, anyone?

In fact, it follows Al Q'uaida (crap spelling, I know, but then it's a transliteration from Arabic anyway, so you can't get it right) are not a terrorist organisation at all. They're a sinister cabal of bearded men who set those quizzes at the back of newspapers. Solved.

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