Wednesday, January 07, 2004

URBAN KVETCH - One
Who does Vanessa Feltz think she is? She's moving so low down the celebrity foodchain that she's practically desert - although she shouldn't be eating any of that. With her "more is more" philosophy, in-your-face pink Batmitzva-ot, loud divorce and still basking in her failed £2m TV deal, she does my head in.

Out and loud Jews? Fine. Professional dieters with big hair, bad taste and truth-economics on the dress size? Pass me the chocolate fudge cake.

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