Saturday, February 21, 2004

Welcome to the Evolution
Have you seen that ridiculous almost-porn that passes for the new Three advert? Sadly, it's almost impossible to google on her, as three is a very popular word, and there are three of lots of things to do with Anna Friel, apparently.

You can just imagine some young creative team drooling as they say; "we can get Anna Friel. We can make her do that wrinkly thing with her nose. Cute nose, yeah? We could get her to dress as a mermaid, that would be cool."

Anna should know better. How much can you get paid that makes prostituting yourself that worthwhile? Hardly the pinnacle of creative endevours. Reaching the Lost in Translation pinnacle of getting sent to Nowherestan to film a two million dollar advert?

All I can say is, come the Evolution, Anna Friel'll be the first up against the wall.

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