Wot no Today programme? I was lying in bed thinking "Dizzy Gillespie's nice, and all, but surely there's some real news?" when I realise that people at the BBC are on strike. Power to the workers and all that, but I know people at the BBC. Surely someone would have told me? My day is all out-of-kilter now: I'm having to watch TV and I have to be at Aldgate to talk about project finance in Somewherestan at 8am and I've not even heard the news.
I'm a delicately balanced creative flower. Don't change anything without telling me, OK?