So, there I was, walking along Shepherd's Bush Green, and saw Donny Tourette and Peaches Geldof walking hand in hand in the street. And I couldn't help thinking to myself, "that's the secret granddaughter of Hughie Green. She's a thoroughbred entertainment machine." It's like she was bred to be on a celebrity reality show.
Don't you remember? The last thing Paula found out before she shuffled off this mortal coil, was that Hughie was her dad. Talk about opportunity knocks*.
*Wow. I just read the wikipedia entry. I mean, Lena Zavaroni. Talk about a blast from the past. Lot of anorexia stories, recently. Ana Carolina Reston, that was a tragedy.