Why not join the International Jewish Conspiracy?
They go a little heavy on the Yiddish-accented English (Your member name is what? What for a password do you want? Don't worry we know from secrets), but they do a great-but-pointless sign-up questionnaire:
 
What aspect of the world are you most interested in controlling and/or subverting? 
The Media
International Banking and Finance
The rag trade
Education
Deli
Jewlery
Matchmaking
A little of this, a little of that 
 
How often do you call your mother? 
Several times a day
Often enough
She calls me
Don’t be so nosy 
 
Who's The Mensh? 
You. You The Mensch. 
I the Mensch. 
The Elders of Zion the Mensch. 
My Uncle Morty the Mensch.
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