Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Why not join the International Jewish Conspiracy?

They go a little heavy on the Yiddish-accented English (Your member name is what? What for a password do you want? Don't worry we know from secrets), but they do a great-but-pointless sign-up questionnaire:

What aspect of the world are you most interested in controlling and/or subverting?
The Media
International Banking and Finance
The rag trade
Education
Deli
Jewlery
Matchmaking
A little of this, a little of that

How often do you call your mother?
Several times a day
Often enough
She calls me
Don’t be so nosy

Who's The Mensh?
You. You The Mensch.
I the Mensch.
The Elders of Zion the Mensch.
My Uncle Morty the Mensch.

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