Small child has spent a lot of time in the last week discussing his "Batpole strategy", which consists of hanging an oversized kids measuring tape from the first floor landing, stacking up loads of other toys ("for the strategy") at the base, and then trying to get something to reach it from the hall. "I am going up to get the batpole ready for some more strategy, to make the batpole working, we're using plastic balls and strategy space rockets."
Last week, we collected everything yellow in the house for the Gold Party. I think the Gold Party has crossed over with the Batpole Strategy, because everytime I try and put something (yellow) away, it returns to the Gold Party basket, "for the strategy". I think he might be a management consultant (as he appears to talk b*****).