Wednesday, January 01, 2003

That DNA/Raelian Thing?
Remember I told you about how I met a cool guy at a party and we talked about haircare products? He had curly hair, like me? We communed, on a hairproduct platform?

So last week, the story broke about the Raelians having cloned their first human child. And I'm interested in religions and the like, and I'm watching the story on the news, and then they say, "let's hear from Glenn Carter, the leader of the British Raelian movement." It's him, it's the bloke I met at the party! For some reason, he never mentioned he was a Raelian - but then, I never mentioned I was Jewish. Perhaps he was worried about anti-raelianism?

I am a celebrity magnet. You heard it hear first.

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