Saturday, March 01, 2003

Whither War
(Headline purely for alliterative/entertainment purposes). Do you think when the war happens, it'll be Falklands-stylee (ie miles away, lots of shouting, no direct day-to-day impact), or more Second World War? Will we have to melt down our earings and railings to make bombs, and will women all have to give up their jobs and go and work in munitions factories, and wear strange scarfs knotted at the top of their head, making almost everyone look unattractive? I hope it's not the latter.

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