Just what you've always wanted: celebrity mailing addresses and Contact Any Celebrity.
I'm sick of sleb culture. Did I mention that I saw Helena Bonham Carter in Hampstead on Sunday afternoon? I'm sick of how if you're famous for like wearing a lipstick or something, then you go to lots of parties with other people who may also have not done anything. Did I mention my East Enders connection? I'm sick of how you can even be a celebrity trainer or celebrity manicurist, which means you double your prices, and that I, the recipient of your services, am supposed to feel one step closer to sleb nirvana merely by paying you money. Did I mention that I once sat next to Marie Helvin in the theatre?
See how confusing this all is?
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