So, we've all been following the Washingtonienne unscandal, in Wonkette, especially.
Today, Jessica Culter has a piece in the Guardian.
How to get your fiteen minutes:
One: Change your (online) name to something fey and referrential: Sashette. Wankette. Blogian. Blogienne. DowningStreetienne.
Two: Have sex with as many - ideally famous - people as possible
Three: Keep the stained clothes from the Gap for DNA testing later
Four: write about it pseudanonymously
Five: get a friend to pretend they're you, when everyone starts wondering. It ups the ante, big time
Six: even better if people out themselves as you just because they want to catch the coat tails of your fiteen minutes as it goes by
Seven: write about your embyonic book deal
Eight: write about how you can't believe how many hits your name has on google. Feed the google-juice, baby
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