Tuesday, June 15, 2004

These are the rules of offices. If it's hot, the air-conditioning will break. If the airconditioning breaks, the air conditioning resussitation engineer will be busy, because it's happened to everyone else, too.

If it's hot, the watercooler will have run out of water.

If there's a problem with your technology, IT will say it's someone else's fault. Google isn't working, for example.

If you want to speak to someone, they won't be there.

If you don't want to speak to someone, they'll find you.

However many cover-your-arse emails you send, it's the one you don't send that'll be your downfall.

Welcome to my world. Just for a few weeks, mind. And it's sunny.

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