Is Apple Martini* the cool new drink? And if so, why has Gwynnie called her kid Apple Martin?
Here's what I think: when you reach A-list celebritydom, they - whoever they are - take you into a small room, and impart celebrity secrets to you. Saddle your children with a patently ridiculous name. Only eat orange food. Eschew sandals. Whatever. It's obvious, really. I mean, why else do people do all these mad things?
* My local makes a meanButterscotch Appletini.
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