Tales from the tooth fairy frontline...
So, as you know, I have history with the tooth fairy.
My nephew's tooth fell out, and he lost it. He's seven, these things are important.
My nephew wrote thus:
"To tooth fairy,
I lost my tooth at someone's house it is my first tooth, how it got wobbly was I bit on a toy"
My brother-in-law (AKA the tooth fairy) wrote thus:
"Very sorry to hear that you lost your tooth. As you know, the regular Tooth Council policy is "no tooth, no money", but we've managed to push through a speedy policy change, and are happy to enclose a special payment of £2."
Boy, but there's been Tooth Fairy inflation since the seventies. I've not been watching the Toothsie Index, perhaps I should have.
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