Tuesday, July 09, 2002

No, Shurely Shome Mishtake?

What on earth has happened to the weather? Dominic Arkwright has just done a news story on the Today programme about the bloody weather. It really must be a no news day.

And do you know anyone who dislocated their shoulder starting the barbeque? Are there any village greens left where people play cricket? (I live in zone two.) Suspect that he's talking about an idyllic England past that I certainly don't remember.

I expect more from the Today programme. If I want to have stupid water-cooler coffee-machine conversations, I'll get a job and talk crap with my colleagues. The Today programme is an agenda setting news programme, that I've fought tooth and nail and to be able to listen to in the "Ladies Gym" - as they insist on calling it - in my gym. Stop this nonsense at once, or you'll go to bed with no supper.

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