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Jewish and Goyish
Now I neologize Jewish and goyish. Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai Brith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish.

Marine corp – heavy goyim, dangerous. Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime jello is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish.

Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them. Jack Paar Show is very goyish. Underwear is definitely goyish. Balls are goyish. Titties are Jewish. Mouths are Jewish.

All Italians are Jewish. Greeks are goyish - bad sauce. Eugene O'Neil - Jewish; Dylan Thomas, Jewish. Steve is goyish, though. It's the hair. He combs his hair in the boys' room with that soap all the time.

Louis. That's my name in Jewish. Louis Schneider. "Why havn't ya got Louis Schneider up on the marquee?" "Well, cause it's not show business. It doesn't fit." "No, no, I don't wanna hear that. You Jewish?" "Yeah." "You ashamed of it?" "Yeah." "Why you ashamed you're Jewish?" "I'm not any more! But it used to be a problem. Until Playboy magazine came out."

Lenny Bruce (Comedian and martyr for free speech during the 1960's)