Tuesday, November 25, 2003

It's really great news about the rugby, proud to be British, blah blah blah. But seeing the triumphalist picture on the front of the Evening Standard last night, I couldn't help noticing something.

There's clearly a neck shortage. Because some of the members of the England rugby squad have two necks: or necks so wide regular shirts just aren't going to fit. Which means, for every rugby-esque (male equivalent of rubenesque?) bloke, there must be someone out there with no neck. As I have said before. Because there can't, statistically, be more necks than people, it just wouldn't make sense.

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