My friend Ailon has just launched his new website - The Lotus Exchange, fab corporate yoga. Take a look.

And I'm no 17 for "make your own sour cream" - my East European antecedents would be proud of me.

Bus Stop Semi-success
Somebody semi-high up in London buses is coming for a site-visit next week. I'm conscious of not saying the date, as I'd hate him to have an audience.

See, temporarily, my wifi network was back up. A goup (and that's, surprisingly, also the collective noun for a group of friends with great tech skills) came round on Wednesday and made it happen, in a semi-biblical way. But now it doesn't work, and I don't know enough to fix it, and I don't want to ask them again, because they've done it twice now. Thoughts?

Talk about surreal: I was on the underground yesterday, and a random goup of youngish, blonde, Dutch women started singing in the most beautiful harmonies. Made everyone smile. Of course, as soon as we'd got of the train, we were as happy to push and shove and generally be as London-y as we were before.

I am an active non-smoker, but these Smoking Awards really made me laugh.

The Trouble With Being Myself
Don't I know it - and Macy's new album is out in May.

  The Fruit of my Labour
I'm not anal, really, but since my step-change, I'm desirous of being as tidy in my home-study (which I should, ridiculously, call my soho, as in small office home office, but wtf?) as I am in an office. Mass clear-out, labeled everything - it's a joy coming in here. Most pleased with the little label tags, which have the sense of impermanence so I can change my mind, but also a stylish Elle-deco look, too.

No, really.

  The Fruit of my Desire
Well, in a way. My new toy - I'm going out to a client's today without all that stupid emailing backwards and forwards. And it weighs, like, nothing.

Gareth Morgan - images of organizations.

Business - The Ultimate Resource

Whoever Julian Sanchez is, he says smart stuff about that bizarre BBC piece about google.

Erasure - I wanna read this.

New Media Knowledge - anyone know anything about these guys?

Usually I hate those 404-alikes, but this one is very war/zeitgeist enabled.

[Via Mike at Mbites]

Did you know that if you have a Telewest phone line and dial 100, you get through to Cable & Wireless operator services. The weird thing is, they don't think it's weird, but I do.

You know what pisses me off? CC'd mail. In the olden days (four years ago) you never photocopied a squillion versions of some stupid joke or your personal political views and handed it out to everyone you met in the street. Or did you?

Yesterday I got email encouraging me to contact my MP about The War. Now, in normal circumstances, I'd be quite happy for a friend to send me that kind of thing if they thought it interested me. But I don't know this woman. I look through my address book, and work out I met her on a weekend writing course about five years ago. Once. I am very angry that she is forcing me to know her politics and clogging my inbox. I emailed her and asked her (a) how she knew me, and (b) to please stop mailing me. She said she didn't know where she knew me from, but that it's a very important cause.

I want a rest from this cause-marketing war-mongering world, and to enjoy getting mail (real or virtual) from people I actually know.

Sexy tech-toy time: I want either a disgo drive or a sony microvault. No reason.

Childish, I know, but there's a huge spider on my windowsill, and I want to get into bed and watch the first in the last series of Cold Feet. And my neighbours aren't home.

Now blogger's gone all weird on me.

What Sasha Did (Recently)
Feel I've been slightly remiss (read: busy) and not kept you abreast of recent activites. In no particular order, they include:

Adapatation: mind-blowingly thoughtful film about evolution, relationships, personal development, the usual shit. It's a little pomo-up-its-own-arse, but in a brilliant way. I'm of the view that Donald Kaufman is like the other guy in Fight Club, figment of his imagination and all that, but I leave you to your own views. And the Bob McKee stuff is cool (except that I made a fool of myself with my cineaste friends - A, J, P - thinking that it was the real Barb (as he pronounces it), rather than Brian Cox). Oh well. And I got to see a preview before it opens next weekend: guess that makes me a cineaste-by-association.

Lunch with LMG at Tiger Tiger (Restaurant Restarant), which has a stonking £3 lunch deal, where we talked tech in a way that - as a closet geek - I just love to do.

Last night's soiree at the Diorama, with turns from poets, harmonica-players, beautiful soul-guitarists (one guy was better than the real John Martyn, I reckon), and all-round party food.

A truly strange date with a bloke, who - well, that's another story.

As If Anyone Cares
I'm inclined to say "not in my name" when I speed-read this morning's Guardian Weekend piece, nominally about "blogging" Hello World by Craig Taylor. I find I'm too disinterested in the whole writing-about-blogging-about-writing now to even bother or care about what's said, but it seems to be a piece that links fanzines with blogging, and talks about Craig's "personal site" (so 1996 as to make me feel a little unwell) and some argument he had with his brother once. It's up online in a weird way, so you can't see the box-out separate from the main piece, but David gets a mention, which is cool.

I'll say what I really think - if I ever get round to it - when I've read the whole thing properly, but it seems strange to publish the piece this week, and not hang it off Google's purchase of blogger. And it doesn't say any of the interesting things I'd like to say.... Oh, well. Not in my name, blah blah blah.

OK, I'm not boring anymore. This is just a little test as blogspot hosting seem to think I don't exist. Which would be a shame. So much for the googlisation of blogger - just means the servers are f***ed, now.

I'm beginning to think I'm boring.

Apparently, they're going to make a film about the history of prozac, called "Once Were Worriers."

I have discovered the rules function in Microsoft Outlook, and I've finally organised my inbox into some semblace of sense-making. We may be about to go to war, but at least I can tidy my desk(top), eh? Talk about displacement activity.

Obviously I still haven't got my wireless network to work yet, but this looks like a cute toy.

Or is that the blogging of google?

More on the googling of blogger.

You know when you get your hair cut, and people say "it looks better." Doesn't that imply that you were going around looking worse for quite some time before?

Had friends round for dinner on Saturday night, and a guest commented that when their heating had broken, he'd put british gas three star contract into google, and I'm still one of the top ten hits. So, you've got no heating, you're just looking for a phone number, and all you can find is my tale of woe. I can't imagine it makes anyone feel better, but at least it amuses me.

There are some great coffee bars in Manchester - Love Saves The Day and Feed The Five Thousand (FT5K). Perhaps it's a northern thing, coming up with such good names?

Today's Day One for Congestion Charging - I don't know why people thought there'd be huge queues at the boudary, as there's no toll-booth or anything, it's all technology driven. But it is chaos - last night, 43 people already had erroneous £120 fines send to them. Boy, am I glad I didn't take a job with a certain public sector technology outsourcing company.

The People Do Protest Too Much
Z send me email of anti-war placards in Washington, which included:

War Is SO 20th Century
George Bush Couldn't Run A Laundromat
A Village In Texas Has Lost Its Idiot
How Many Lives Per Gallon?
Regime Change Begins At Home
Has Anyone Seen Our Constitution Lately?
Let's Try Preemptive Peace
If You Are Not Outraged You Are Not Paying Attention
Honk If You're A Terrorist
Smart Bombs Don't Justify Dumb Leaders
We Have Guided Missiles And Misguided Men
Who's The Unelected Tyrant With The Bomb?
My President Is A Psychopath
Relax, George
Fight Plaque, not Iraq (and the guy was carrying a toothbrush)

And in London, I heard tell of:
"Tony Blair is really annoying."
I'm with that man (the man who said it, not the man about whom it is said, un-obviously). Although, I have to say, he looks very tired. Perhaps he should have an aromatherapy massage? Think Cherie knows just the gal.

No Surprise There, Then
Shock news that google has bought Pyra (the owner of Blogger), is NSTT. Moore's-Almanac-like, I predicted such a coca-colanization of the web-planet back in September. There's no place to run to (baby), nowhere to hide - in the words of Martha: even as we speak, the only place left that isn't owned by some meta-weblomerate is comments boxes and that's all over bar the shouting, I suspect.

[story via Vaughn, via LMG]

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
- Ambrose Bierce, writer (1842-1914)

That march.

My bus-stop fairy (L) told me that B was singing anim zemirot (sabbath song, traditionally sung by youngish boys) for the first time, so I got up early and dragged myself to shul, where most people were talking about the rally. Great lunch at L and S's, with a whole plethora of fun and funny folk. Sample conversational soundbite from L (when discussing the costumes for our play, which had come from a charity in South London associated with a Mental Health Trust): "I guess they get a lot of people on the way in who think they're Napolean, and they get to keep the kit because they're cured, so they can rent it out to people like us." The wonder of the trained mind.

Tonight I'm having a dinner party (I'm feeling very sociable recently), and I am trying to make butterscotch fondue, but I couldn't get the sauce to thicken, only to have globules of cornfourness, and then I discovered that my fondue set (I think a gift from either my bro or sis when they got married, as you get lots of fondue sets as wedding presents) has a burner, not a little candle, and I have no idea what to put in the burner. White spirit? The traumas of the chattering classes.

This morning had an uterly lunatic conversation with the guy in our new corner shop. I arranged to leave £10 behind the till so that I can go in on a Saturday morning and collect newspapers without paying for them, as it's the Sabbath, and you're not supposed to spend money. Then I bought some bin-bags and The Guardian, and he only charged me for the bags. When I asked why, he said "it's a newspaper". I tried - I suspect in vain - that it's not that I can't pay for newspapers, it's that I can't handle money on a Saturday. I asked him if he had a religion (trying to find some common ground to work from), and he was extremely nervous about admitting he's a Muslim, but it turns out he's not very frum (religious) so he didn't know what I meant anyway. I think we got it right in the end, but it'll be a surprise tomorrow to see what happens.

Reminds of a true story that happened in my own life (said in appropriately Radio 2 daytime voice). 1991, I'm living in Singapore, and I tried in vain, over a period of weeks, to have the same conversation with two Malay guys in the local shop - could I leave money with them to pay for newspapers in advance. We just couldn't communicate - I didn't know much Malay, and eventually I gave up.

Went on a short trip over Chinese New Year to Sumatra (whole separate story) and my Mum, in typical Jewish-mother-fashion, got worried that she hadn't heard from me. When I got back to my office straight from the airport a week later, I walked in, and the whole open-plan office looked up and said "phone your Mother!". So I went home to leave my stuff, and as I walked up to my block, the two little Malay guys, who the previous week had spoken no English at all, come running out of the next-door building, shouting "phone your Mother!" I should have got her to organise the newspapers.

Yesterday on the Today programme, to celebrate the last day of cigarette advertising, they got a senior ad exec on. Obviously they couldn't find a cigarette person, so they found the next best thing - a cigar guy (from GGT, who did the Hamlet ads). They gave him the hardest Today-special haranguing, and then at the end said to him "make us a slogan then, go on." They were derisory about his first try ("rashers of bacon and opinions" or something like that) on the basis that many of their listeners are vegetarian. But I loved his second try:

"Freshly grilled politicians, and ocassionally, ad-executives."

That'll show 'em.

My Israel correspondent tells me that dried flowers are a fabulous gift, and not to be knocked. Who was I to know?

Make Love Not War
I know it's Valentine's Day (curiously abbreviated to VD) because when I was in Paperchase - a stationery shop for cool people who never got out of their pre-teen paper fetish - yesterday, there was a queue about forty people long, and they even had bags printed with special hearts, so were expecting some serious business. And when I called La Brocca to book for last night, yesterday afternoon, the guy on the phone was releived that I wasn't desperately trying to book for tonight, for which they've been booked for months.

Tomorrow's the Stop The War Demo. I've found myself getting quite emotional reading the website; the sense that there are thousands and thousands of individual groups and people all desperately hoping and praying for the same non-outcome makes me feel like I'm not alone. But I want to go on the march non-politically - ie, I don't believe in war in a naive, old-fashioned way. And this is clearly a political demonstration, and like the last rally, seems inexplicably linked with Israel/Palestine. Viz: "We campaign against an attack on Iraq and for a free Palestine" (SOAS Stop the War Group). I don't really get why the two are linked, and I'm not prepared to go on a march that has an underlying anti-Israel feel to it.

And, yes, I have sent a valentine, I'm just not saying who to.

I'm Turning Japanese (I Really Think So)
... in the words of the song. Not that I am, or one can, but I am turning into the food version of a cineaste (foodie?): last night to Giraffe in Hampstead with A & G, and tonight to La Brocca with T for my all-time-favourite-meal (spinach and ricotta ravioli on a bed of rocket dressed with parmesan, pine-nuts and lemon juice), washed down with a fabulous bottle of Gavi.

Turns out that I've done a football shidduch (watch google get their hands on that one) - T is a season ticket holder and has a spare ticket for Monday's (allegedly) big match, and P is a big fan. So I've hooked them up and they're going to talk about football and Pompey and other stuff I don't really get all the way up the M1. In another strangely bizarre move, I have also agreed to try out for A's women's five-a-side football team next week. It won't be so much Bend It Like Beckam as Sock It Like Some Other Football Similie. Although, as I pointed out to her, I know less about football that I once did about derivatives.

Duct tape is not going to help in a biological or chemical warfare attack, you know. So stop buying it, OK?

Entitlement cards are very Minority Report. I mean, iris-scans to indentify you. I'm having a strange sense of pre-Labour government deja-vu: what happened to the Labour Party committed to freedom of the individual and trades unions? Oh, I remembered. They got into power and had to junk their principles.

There's quite a few things in the world that I don't understand, but one of them is dried flowers (as in arrangements of). I mean, why?

Well, wadya know?
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Thank You

And of course, this may happen too: someone in your office might suddenly say, "we need to find out everything there is to know about S Ansky, early twentieth century Yiddish dramatist. Don't say I never do anything for you.

You know you need this
Because the call might come any day now. The call to be a prop sourcing person for film and TV. You need prop a scene.

Whoever the hell came in here searching for "speed dating pret a manger" I've got your number.

Recent Local Overhead Conversations
"I'm goin' in ve chip shop. Nah, gowinin ve fag shop. Nah, ve chip shop. Bugger."
Late in the evening, early in the century, Cricklewood Broadway

"Yer can't steal food."
Young woman yelling at bloke who'd run out of caff and onto number 16 bus. Implication: it's OK to steal other things.

Probably everyone else in the world knows this, but the IKEA catalogue is online, and even lets you find out stock availability. Talk about just-in-time.

It's not a religion, honest...
Ears still ringing, but a great evening. Met Z, D, E, G, T, J, P and A in the noodle place in Kentish Town, which meant we only caught the tail end of the first support, but all of the Mull Historical Society, and then Frank Skinner introing the band. I figure he just called up and asked for free tickets, and they said, come and introduce us. Oh, to be a celebrity. Frank's last words were: "the war might start tomorrow, but tonight's about love and peace." Man.

Before the Polyphonic Spree started (not to be confused with a polyphonic ringtone), guys came on stage throwing out robes and most of my gang ended up with one (we were right near the front - faux-mosh-pit, or something). Two thirds of the way through the set, they said they were leaving for a TV show, and then showed tonight's Graham Norton, which they were on, and said hi to Kentish Town, then they came back and played some Bowie and a host of other stuff.

It's a truly exuberant experience; everyone was beatifically happy (though some people in the audience had smoked some, er, y'know) and it is like a new millennium cult - they look and feel like a religion, but it's all fake. Least people have something to, like, believe in. And, my ears are still ringing.

Side note: interesting theory from Z about Punch Drunk Love. Adam is clearly a failed superhero: he has all the weirdo-kid and gaucheness of the generic superhero before the "change" (think Clark Kent), but somehow is stuck in a pre-change world. Think of the blue light, it's like some kind of para-kryptonite. She also pointed out that people are often about to eat in the movie, but don't - I figure that's something about un-consumated relationships. See, the film's so much more meaningful now I've had a chance to, er, garner someone else's insights. Z also said (unrelated) that blokes have most of their profound emotional moments down the front of gigs - may also be true, judging by tonight.

Thanks to Camie for leading the way on the City of God thing - now I know the writer is Paulo Lins (which, strangely, most of the UK papers don't know).

I've often had a desire to wear long flowing white robes, run away and join a cult. Instead, I'm going to see the Polyphonic Spree tonight. Kentish Town, here we come.

Yay!
Somebody pretty high up the food chain at London Buses is finally taking me seriously (this is based on the escalation procedure: keep writing to people higher and higher up the organisation, till you get to some god-like figure), and has acknowledged that the shelter is actually quite dangerous, and is going to come and have a site visit with me week beginning 24th February.

These are the points I've asked him to consider:
1 the design of the shelter means that me and my neighbours reguarly almost-knock down pedestrians when driving out
2 the bus stop on Minster Road appeared to replace my bus shelter, which was why I stopped making a fuss
3 the bus shelter on Cricklewood Broadway has disappeared, even though it's outside commercial property, which makes more sense
4 there are now so many bus stops between me and Kilburn station, coupled with single-staffed buses (ie no separate ticket collectors) that it takes longer to go on a bus anyway

You don't have to read that, it's just a list for me to remember. My notebook on the web, or something.

"I'd totally.... like, y'know... yeah... f'sure."

A friend said to me at Christmas, apropos of nothing at all, that agency is the biggest con of the twentieth century. I'm there - I've just saved 35% on my house contents insurance by cutting out the broker and buying online. I may never leave my house again. Why, when I can do everything I need from here.

Whenever I call someone and the receptionist says "just bear with me," I can't help thinking about late-night made-for-TV movies where, in the childbirth scenes, someone always shouts "bear down! bear down!"

Heard David Hare being interviewed on the Today programme this morning, about the screenplay for The Hours. He talked about how it was genre-defying, "don't you hate it when you go to the cinema and it's an action movie, or a dot-com romance," he said. Name me one dot-com romance. C'mon, David.

Sideline - the way he described The Hours, (Cunningham's book, based on Woolf's Mrs Dalloway), it sounded remarkably like the Bridge Over San Luis Rey, plot-wise. Accidental connections.

It's the preview tonight, dontcha know. Call me topical, if you will.

Someone - sadly, I don't remember exactly who - came round for dinner recently, and bought a box of chocolates; I had no idea it was quite such an extravagant gift.

City of God - at the Curzon Soho; it's Pulp Fiction meets John Singleton, with a twist of Gangs of New York. Amazing. Though it's not often you get to see two hundred people killed on a Sunday night. Mindblowing. Like all movies nowadays, "based on a true story" - bit like "helps fight tooth decay" - by Paulo Lin, that I can't find anywhere.

Bizarrely, met S, an old work colleague, in the ladies' loo, who was back in London from Switzerland to run into me. No, to have her last flight before her baby comes. Went to Balans cafe afterwards and had vegetarian eggs benedict; so much for my detox day/healthy eating.

You're not serious?

[via mordant carnival]

What is the internet about? I'm number three for warchalking croydon on google. Although I suspect I'm mis-spelling it in some way.

Had a DIY kinda day - cleaned the carpet, changed light bulbs, put things away in tall cupboards, cleared out my study in readiness for my new self-employed status. Managed to drop a can of paint-stripper like liquid out of a cupboard, onto a freshly cleaned carpet. Stinks of sulphur, and splashed all over the right side of my face, but the can has no ingredients on it, just a customer service number that's closed, and the instructions to "wash with water if skin contact." So the acid is eating through my carpet, and my skin is burning up. Oh well. I don't think it's like an emergency, and it has calmed down since I did it.

J&T have persuaded me to see City of God later at the Curzon Soho, so that should cheer me up, no end.

Last Night...
No, I haven't just woken up. Had a great curry at Geeta's on Willesden Lane, with M and S, although it pales into insignificance compared to the late, lamented Crescent Tandoori on Cricklewood Broadway. Though being South Indian, they had masala dosai, which when I lived in Singapore was my staple lunch. M regaled us with more bus stories, S and I got through a bottle of St Emellion, which doesn't really go with Indian food, but fortified for the drama ahead.

I was itching to see Punch Drunk Love, because it was billed as romantic comedy with a difference and that sold it to me. Wandered down to the Tricycle Cinema, and have never been so disappointed with a movie in... a longish time. Twenty minutes in, I couldn't give a toss about what happened to either Adam (Sandler) or Emily (Watson), and their whole kooky-persona thing just pissed me off. Sandler delivers a fine performance, sure, but the characters and plot were so flawed that I was almost prepared to leave. It's neither romantic nor funny (there are two funny lines; one I've already forgotten, and the other - (spoiler, sorry) is "why are you asking me for a psychaitrist? I'm a dentist.").

Coming from the same director as Magnolia (I've not seen, but dead rated) and Boogie Nights (kinda liked, but not in love) you'd expect more. I wouldn't even wait for the video, frankly.

Afterwards, S and I went to A and D's party in Maida Vale (the whole evening was courtesy of London Transport, and it was strangely refreshing to not have to worry about your car or whether you could have another glass of wine), and spent a few hours salsa-ing, talking inconsequential crap with a bundle of people who nearly all charge by the hour (therapists, alternative health practitioners, trapeze artists and the like), and got home twoish having had one two many tequilas and probably said slightly too much to A. He probably had too much to drink, too.

Ssshhh, surprise
I just got my parents tickets to see Dave Brubeck in Liverpool. It's just so cool getting people a present you know they'll really enjoy. So no snitching (and no printing out my weblog in the old fashioned way to show them, R).

Everyone Else is Marching Out Of Step...
I've often heard the phrase, but never been entirely sure what it meant. But I think I've had one: a step-change. I can't thank my former-almost-now-ex-employer enough. I am a fully fledged freelancer. I like.

Real Women Still Have Curves
One thing I forgot to say about this great movie, is that in the opening sequence, Ana/America is walking through the streets of LA in a confident don't-mess-with-me way, and her boobs are bouncing all over the place. Really bouncing. This is odd, because all the other people walking in the street aren't jiggling up and down like some kind of trapeze act. I suspect that the director wanted to show her, er... juiciness thus. I think they must have just found her a remarkably unsupportive bra, and told her to move around a lot. Wtf?

In other news, I discovered that my (male) friend F has a remarkably canny ability to accurately guess a woman's bra size to the nearest cup.

I should be writing for The Breast Chronicles, I know.

Yesterday, I had proper-grown-up-meetings, that required me to be suited and booted in a high-heels kind of way. But the weather was bad, and I was worried about getting caught short again (snow-wise) and being inappropriately dressed for a trek home. So I decided the only solution was to carry my flat boots, hat and thick scarf with me. Looked everywhere in my house for a suitably large bag, and eventually remembered the promotional red plastic courier-style bag from my last "real" job at The Industry Standard.

Emblazoned in large, friendly letters across the front are the words:
Business intelligence for survival in the new economy.

Of course I was wearing it ironically - we didn't quite heed our own advice and went into Chapter 11 rather spectacularly, as I remember it. And looked like I was on a paper round (I hid it before I went into the meetings).

I saw a van that said 24-hour recovery service, with a phone number on it, so I called them and asked "can I have 7pm back?"

That choux bomber doesn't half look glum.

Real Women Have Curves
And I'm not talking about me. Real Women Don't Wear Plaid. Real Women Tell No Tales. We all know this.

Great, great movie. I laughed, I cried, I recognised some of the cultural stereotypes. Ish. Based on a play, it does show some of the cracks, and has something of the Greek Tragedy, "haven't seen my English teacher for years, oh here he is" feel about it. America Ferrera is great as the lead, Ana, and the tension between old-country just-got-off-the-boat mentality and the sassy everydayness of the brave new world. I haven't seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but I'm guessing it has some of the same cultural stereotypes, and it has something of the feel of Kissing Jessica Stein, too (imperfect woman, pushy monther).

Niche market movie for the multicultural-me-too generation. I might even go and see it again.

I've also noticed that the poster for The Pianist (the picture of the tortured survivor playing the piano while the Nazi looks on with tears in his eyes) has photoshopped out the large tin of pilchards (?) that he was carrying around with him. He may have been truly starving, but it's just not photogenic, is it?

I've noticed that a lot of movies (The Pianist, The Magdalene Sisters) are based on a true story. Not true at all, then.

Creativity, Nirvana and a Laugh on the Circle Line
So there I am standing on the platform at Mansion House tube, and I glance up and see the most ridiculous forty-eight-sheet poster across the tracks, telling me that Taiwan has the fourth largest technology industry in the world, and is a haven of innovation and value. Or, as the China External Development Council call it, INNOVALUE.

Of course once I saw the poster, coupled with a fabulously compelling image of some acrobat diving out of a laptop screen, a very common sight, I immediately decided to pull all my hi-tech production out of other economies - I was just about to do a deal with Guam - and contract with Taiwan. Why not? They offer both innovation and value, and that’s just what I was looking for in my hi-tech goods supply chain. Lucky I saw the ad – and it was the exclamation marks that got me - or I might have maintained my supplier arrangement with a less innovative, more costly world economy, and we all know that leads to mixed dancing. Or at the very least a write down in the third quarter.

Who pays for this stuff? Who buys such untargeted media? Who writes this crap? Here am I offering clients good strategic thinking and clear communication, and some clowns are getting paid for… well, something that amused me, anyhow.

Po Bronson's new book.

[via methyl]

The Favour Chain
A writer friend asked me to write something corporate for him last week - he had a bunch of work on, and personal stuff happening. I was busy, but wanted to help him out. He was frazzled, but wanted to help out his writer friend. His writer friend was doing a favour for an agency he gets a lot of work from. I'm four steps away from the client on the favour chain. You can tell I'm gonna make it.

In conversation with my brother tonight about Thursday's snowstorm, he commented - wisely, I think - on the fragility of modernity.

My vaio is ressucitated. I'm wearing flat shoes. And a hat. I have a notebook (in all sense of the word). I'm ready for anything, though hoping it doesn't get scary-icy again.

Someone Else's Bus Story...
Yesterday went to S (my regular theatre companion)'s birthday tea, and ran into M. This morning, he emailed me this:

Sasha,

Here's an interesting little tale which might fill an inspiration-lapse (not that you often, if ever, get them!) on the blog:

Inspired by you (yes, "inspiraton" in two consecutive sentences) I took the C11 home from S's party. (You see I even take my bus recommendations from you (but too many brackets now).)

When I said I was going to Archway the driver asked me if I could direct him there. He said he OK as far as the Royal Free, but not after that as he'd never done that route before. This meant we had complimentary knowledge banks, as I said I could do the bit from South End Green home. I did admit that, while I could pretty much guarantee eventual arrival at Archway, I couldn't be sure of getting the correct actual route, being a C11 virgin. Any port in a storm, I suppose, and I was his best option. I said the driver would have to pay me 70p, and we compromised on a free ride.

OK as far as as Gospel Oak -- I remembered seeing the C11 there on the way out, and there was only one sensible way to get there from South End Green. But from Parliament Hill I was a bit stuck and I told him this. While I myself didn't really mind how I got to Archway, we both realised that other passengers might object if we bypassed their destinations. That could also mean our new-found partnership being rumbled by the others, so the driver told me to go and ask some other people.

Luckily there was a helpful, attractive girl sitting just by the door who told me she used that route all the time, so she gave me the instructions (initially with some disbelief), and I passed them on and we completed the journey successfully.

I have to say that while I have occasionally (actually only once) been on a bus which has taken a wrong turn, this was a new experience. Has anyone else ever had to do that?

See, I don't even have to write my blog any more. My mates just email me stuff to publish, that thematically fits my ouevre.

My Dad - who through some long involved scenario has the identical Vaio to me - shipped me his peripherals (floppy and CD drive) and it works! I've never rebuilt a computer before, but all I had to do was put 2 CDs in a working drive and it did all the work for me. All I need to do know is find out how to get my wireless network back.....

Credit Referencing - Part 2
It's not often that I do special requests, but this is for ph, whoever you are.

Despite the fact that the company very clearly told me that I couldn't nominate a new signatory, so I figured it would just get returned, and I'd have to sort it out Monday, about 3pm I got email on my work account (which I pick up at home) entitled "credit card in reception - please sign". I called her, and the courier had made her sign for it, despite the fact that's neither H nor me - hadn't even asked for either of us. So much for the system. My card is apparently locked in the accounts department safe, and I'll have to do lots of bowing and scraping as I'm only a contractor and I don't really want to take the piss. But sorted, after a fashion.

Remember this woman?

Well, there I was on the door of my friends' play Saturday night, and I see her name on the tickets to collect list. I wasn't really feeling like I wanted to have a whole coversation with her, so the only thing I could do was tell the tale to S, my fellow door-keeper, so that he could deal with it. Much mirth and entertainment value, but she didn't turn up.

Truly Inspired?
When I was a child, growing up at the bottom of the runway at Manchester Airport (the airport formerly known as Ringway), I had the vaguest sense that there was someone in my parents' extended social circle who had a thing about air hostesses. When I was fourteen or so, in town on half-term with my mum shopping, early, before the Arndale Centre opened, we stopped to have coffee in a pre-Starbucks-era place (the Cardoma?), and this guy was there, having breakfast. "hy doesn't his wife make him breakfast?" My mum mused, aloud. Why indeed.

So for all of you with that air hostess uniform thang, and courtesy of Jaq, here it is: kitsch lives - uniform freak.

UK film release dates. You heard it here first.

Hassled, busy, tired, though not in that order. List for me to remember what to write:;
1 what happened to my credit card - specially for ph, whoever you are
2 about last night - I was on the door at my friend's play
3 about Friday night - dinner in a hall in a synagogue somewhere in North London
4 my friend's mum who I ran into by accident and had me practically suicidal

Later.

Whoda thunk it? There's only one hit on google for neo-hasidism march 2003, and it is, bizarrely, me. I think this person might be looking for stuff Arthur Green's doing, but I can't find it online, either.